Chicago Learns About Captain Kansas City

We all know Mr. Conrad is quite the humorist. Luis Arroyave of the Chicago Tribune got a little lesson in that fact this morning when JC stopped by to give him a list of things people should know about our favorite center back (apologies to Tyson Wahl and Aaron Hohlbein but not Eddie Robinson). Check out what Jimmy came up with here.

BTW, reason number five is FREAKING HILARIOUS, especially for a Chicago publication.